A Poem about Char Kway Teow...

I came across the following poem from a food blog...
So creative and true!

The worst food in Singapore is the Char Kway Teow
The unhealthy ingredients can make us si keow keow
But if you say don't eat it, I will say you seow
Nothing much to enjoy in Singapore except Jiak Ho Leow

Merely some starch fried in lard with some sweet black sauce
And a generous dose of oil to make it look very gloss
Raw cockles thrown into wok for few seconds to toss
Such a health hazard and you still have to pay the boss !

Hepatitis A from raw cockles - one may contract
The need to get vaccinated against it is one true fact
So make sure you go to your doctor and have a good check
To prevent the virus on your life it may try to hijack !

Therefore I'd say never waste your precious calories
On a mediocre plate that is cooked by some rookies
Make sure you whack and hamtum the best you can see
A long queue usually is a replica of a winner's trophy